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[catcalling and admiring sounds]-Hey! Hey guys, what’s so funny?
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[catcalling and greeting]
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Hey! Hey, Apple!
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(sultry voice)Are you talking to me?
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Hello, my orange friend.
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Hey, Apple! How’d you get so skinny?
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Hey, he’s not an apple!-Yeah, shut up, Orange.
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It’s okay.Go on, Chili Gordo.
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[snickers]You called Apple “Gordo.”
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Yes, yes she did.
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You see Orange,I have many names.
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Like Apple.-No, I am not an apple.
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My name is… Jalapeñ
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[all screaming dreamily]-He’s so hot!
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Hey, hey Gordo!-Yes, my orange friend.
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I thought you were hot.-I am.
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So why do they call you “chili”?[laughs]
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[all talking]-Hey, shut up, Orange!
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You’re being so stupid; stop it!
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Geez, talk about a “bowl” movement.[laughs]
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Mr. JalapeñI have this friend
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and like, she was wondering ifyou’d ever be interested in…
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in a peach?
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Interested? No.-Oh…
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I would be more than interested.
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And please, tell your friend
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she looks quite lovely today.
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[all gasping and admiring]-(Pear) Oh, my God.
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You are so smooth.
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Orange, did you see that?
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How does he do that?
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Don’t ask me.
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How am I supposed to “jalapeñ[laughs]
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[chuckles] TouchéOrange.
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Gesundheit.-You know Orange,
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you remind me of someone.
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Please don’t say me.Please don’t say me.
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Really?-Yes, you see, my friend,
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I wasn’t always so smooth.
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[high-pitched voice]:Hey, hey, Habanero, hey!
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What?-Habanero, hey!
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What?-Can you do this?
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? Lalalalalalalalalalala ?
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Hey, knock it off.-? Lalalalalalalalala ?
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Knock it off!-[laughs]
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[groans]
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Hey, Habanero.-What?
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Habanero, hey!-What?!
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Knife.
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Ah!
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[screaming]
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Ah, was I ever so young?
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Aww, he’s so deep.
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Hey! Hey, Gordo.Do you want to hear me sing?
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Yes, very much.
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[singing random tongue noises]
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Hmm…-It’s a showstopper.
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Seriously dude,I’m not with him.
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Orange,
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you have no talent.
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Geez, that’s not smooth.
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But…
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you possess something more precious.
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You, my friend,
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are full of… pasió
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No, I’m not. That’s just citrus.
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No. It is true.
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No, really, it’s just citrus.
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Talent is a cheap call but fora man that wears too much plaid.
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Hmm, I am pretty gassy.
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Do you think, without passion,I could do this?
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? Fra-la-la-laaa ?-[weeps]
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? Fraaa-la-la-laa ?
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[screaming/catcalling]-He’s so beautiful!
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No, no, thank you. Thank you.
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Do you have any requests?
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Oh, hey,do you know any show tunes?
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Free Bird! Do Free Bird!
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Ooh-ooh! Knife! Knife!
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Knife?
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I don’t know that one.
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No! Knife!
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Ouch!-Whoa!
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[ladies scream]Chili Gordo!
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Amigo, you have cut me deeperthan any woman I have ever met.
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Actually, his name is Knife.
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Yes, and someday…
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he will come to us all.
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Geez, that’s kinda dark.
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And yet, there is still light.-[weeps]
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The burning light of passion;it is now in your hands.
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But I don’t have hands.I’m an orange.
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Nor do I.
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But yet, I’m still…-Handsome?
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[chuckles] Yes, my friend.
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I knew you wouldn’t let me down.
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Ouch.-Thanks, Jalapeñ
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Keep the passion burning, Orange.
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Keep it burning.
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[slice!]
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