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Jingle Bells, Marshmallow smells

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Midget Apple is really small

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Orange is cool, ’cause he rules

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And Pear looks like a ball ?[laughs]

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Yay! This is the best holiday party ever!

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No kidding. I just Xeroxed my butt.

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Yay! It looks like a circle![both laugh]

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Hey guys, you wannahear my song again?

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It goes…? Jingle bells, jingle bells… ?

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Um, sorry Orange.

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I gotta get this faxed off right away.-[groans]

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Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!-[snoring]

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Hey Grandpa Lemon,do you want to sing along?

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Huh? Oh, what?

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Whoa-what– who are you?

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It’s me, Grandpa Lemon.

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Do you want to sing a—[snoring]

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[groans] Stupid party.Where’s Pear and Passion?

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They always love my songs.

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[giggles]

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Hey, Pear! Hey, Passion!

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So, uh, you’re cool with this, right?

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Oh sure, yeah.I just, uh…

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I don’t want things to get weird.

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I think we’ll be okay.

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Hey! What are you guys doing over–

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[somber piano music playing]

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[dejectedly]:Oh! Oh…

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Whoa! Well, all I’ve gotta say is

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thanks, Mistletoe.

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Well, ain’t no party like a Mistletoe party.

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[all laugh]Yeah.

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[crying]:I can’t believe it.

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Pear and Passion…

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[sniffles]I hope they’re happy.

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I wish I’d never been born.

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(Mistletoe)Oh now, don’t say that, little buddy.

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Leave me alone, floating salad.

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[chuckles] I’m not salad.I’m Mistletoe.

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Your toes are missiles?Is that why you’re floating?

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Mistletoe floats

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’cause Mistletoe is magic!

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Whatever, Rocket Socks.Just leave me alone.

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Well, I would, but you justmade a holiday wish, my friend.

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Yeah, I wished you’d go away.-Oh no, before that.

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A little something about not existing?

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You can’t make wishescome true, can you?

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Where do you think thecopy machine came from?

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[laughs]This never gets old!

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Yay! [giggles]

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Saddle up, partner!Hee-yah!

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Whoa!Who let the oven on?

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Whoooooaaaa!!

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Oof! Whoa…

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Behold, the worldyou wished for, Orange.

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A world without you.

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What are you talking about?I’m the only one here.

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Not so fast. Behold!

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[snoring]

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Umm… I thoughtthis place was different.

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Uhh… behold!

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I’m so fluffy, I must bemade of clouds. Yay!

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Uh, it usually takesa second to warm up.

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One and a-two and and-a… behold!

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Uh… hey. Uh… hi.

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Uh…

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My name is Pear.-[sighs]

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Hey. What’s wrong with Pear?

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Well, in this world,Pear doesn’t have any friends.

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Sure he does.Everyone loves Pear.

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Not this Pear.

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This Pear doesn’t knowhow to talk to people.

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Maybe he needed someone topull him out of his shell.

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Pear has a shell?

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It’s a figure of s—Like a turtle?

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No, it’s not a real shell.

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Like a pistachio?-No, it’s…

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[growls] Behold!

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Well… it just seems natural.

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Look, I don’t think it’s agood idea for you to move in.

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What? But… but we alreadylive in the same kitchen.

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Yeah, about that…-Whoa!

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Midget Apple’s dating Passion Fruit?

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Yes, but only because shenever met that special someone,

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because he never existed.Hint, hint.

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Is this because of whathappened with Grapefruit?

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Look, I didn’t mean to hurt him,

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I just– I just lost control.

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And there were like 12 of ‘em.

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And they were likethese huge watermelons

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with machine guns, yeah.

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I took nine of ‘em out beforethe three got the drop on me.

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Well, I heard it was just Midget Apple.

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[record scratches]

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That’s Little Apple to you, there!

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No. It’s just that Ineed my own space, okay?

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[groans]

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Looks like Passion’s gotherself a “little” problem.

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Get it? Little? Huh? Huh?

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Wow. I guess I never realizedhow important I was to every–

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Behold!-Okay, that’s getting a little old.

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[Grandpa Lemon snores]

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Hey, what’s thatsitting next to Marshmallow?

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Just a little hot cocoa,

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but I wouldn’t worry about–behold!

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Whee!

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Yay! I must be made of clouds!

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Oh no! Not Marshmallow!

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Whoa…

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Nooooooooooooo!!!

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Oh, way to cocoa, eh, laddie?

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Wait, laddie? I’m not a laddie.

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Uh-oh.-And you’re not Rocket Socks.

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[poof!]-I can’t believe you fell for that one.

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Seriously, someone green showsup and starts granting wishes.

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Come on, Orange!-You’re an apple.

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No, you’re an apple fornot inviting me to your party.

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Nuh-uh, you’re an apple, because…

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Wait, you did all this becausewe didn’t invite you to our party?

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Look here, Orangey-orange,nobody likes being alone…

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especially for the holidays.

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Oh.-So uh…

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Wanna call it even?

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Just for the holidays and, uh…

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I still get to come to your party, right?

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Deal!-Excellent!

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[poof! poof! poof!]

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Whoa. Marshmallow, you’re all right!

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I’m better than all right. I’m delicious!

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Hey Pear, you’re not a dork anymore.

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Uh, thanks Orange.

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And Passion,you’re not kissing Pear.

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What? Me and Pear?

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Eww. That was mysister Mandy kissing Pear.

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Hello.

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Oh, really?-Yeah.

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And you’re not dating Midget Apple?

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Midget Apple’s single?

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And how!-Orange, you seem different.

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What’s going on?-I guess…

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I guess I’m just really happyto have you guys in my life.

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Even Grandpa Lemon.

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And I’d just like to say that…

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Wait, is that cocoa?

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Hey, wake up, Grandpa Lemon.

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It’s chocolate time! Yay!-No!

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Yay![all yelling]

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Whoa…

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Not death by chocolate!

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No! That little fluffyguy was my best friend!

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Oh… no…

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Yay! It feels like a hot tub full of love!

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[giggles]

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[laughter]

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[camera shutter clicks,Jingle Bells plays]

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian